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Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi
mat
sochna k main tumhare bina mar
jaonga......lolz.... |
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Once a
baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum
replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh
raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay |
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roses
are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door
reminds me of you |
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Today,
tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that
would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own
Stupid!!! |
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Kari
Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!! |
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hum
app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
kuch bhi nahin |
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kadam
kadam pehawa ki aahat kadihaan rakhna;
MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna;
humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi
tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna. |
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PADHNE
baithe he they
gaur kijiye ga
padhne baithe he they
kiki
ki
ki
LIGHT CHALI GAYI. |
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3+3 =
8 bataoo kese hoa??
bataoo bataoo??
nahi maloom??
mian bataon ??
"Ghalti Say" d:-D |
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Main
Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai
:-) by Ruma Ansari |
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i saw
sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning
sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to
buy it for u till i realised it was my own
REFLECTION |
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Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING |
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say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day |
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Which
Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... |
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EYES:
to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!! |
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jub
subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho |
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As a
person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole! |
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mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan... |
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why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal
matter. hurmat
good
morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u
woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other
can live long....... |
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no
visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again??? |
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dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay,
tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid
gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj
zoo band hay???
i hv a
confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda
of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my
dreams and i find
myself
shouting "spook spook" |
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'you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE |
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kitney
laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi
nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora
sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney
lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye |
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lakri
ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo
maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum
daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho
ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai |
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hey u
scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz
what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the
brilliant one of those |
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