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chup
chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho???? |
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A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is
in golden
pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend
Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital... |
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**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN |
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Sincer
Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont
like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free
to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! |
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If you
have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If
you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll
create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye" |
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Good
news fom U Rent free accomondation (Khana, Peena,
Peena, Sona, Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details
Just dail 100. |
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Earth
may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working! |
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I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What
you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far |
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My
friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..! |
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Birds
love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you! |
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!! |
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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Sorry
4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker |
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Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age... |
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All
ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than
this... |
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Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO. |
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Dark
were those Days without UR sight....When I was in
Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make
Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B E L I
G H T" |
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I luv
the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating
creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up &
down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush |
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Phulon
se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! |
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I ask
god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he
give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean,
Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no.... |
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ANDHE
KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY....... |
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Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss
karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo... |
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R u
Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool.. |
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hold
it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass |
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Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open
it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] |
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AB
BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI |
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