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Log kehte hai ki
khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si
baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. |
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sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum
itna gir jao gay |
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I want to kiss ur
lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! |
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A - U'r Attractive B
- U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He
He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
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CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
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"GALTEE SE" |
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baby u are the bomb
surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile
destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! |
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khabi khabi
main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome,
cute boy ko jaan se mardoon..
likan jub
main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai
k ye to Khudkushi hogi. |
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I want to see tears
in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS. |
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so sweet is ur
smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur
voice................see how sweet r my lies |
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Aaj toh bahut khush
hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai |
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My friend the best
quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL |
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If people say
UR CUTE punch
them they can't
fool u like that |
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Police is looking for
someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent,
funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL
am I gonna HIDE |
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Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi
pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44
degree celcius temperature hai. |
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some callme
funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey
what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz
ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!! |
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pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH |
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Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur
sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i
have the wrong number |
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Boy: "Pura
andar gaya?"
Madam:
"Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua"
Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
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when u
r alone...
when ur crying.....
when ur upset....
when ur sad......
just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for
me.... |
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If god comes and asks
for a wish,"
Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT
forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the
coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than
me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and
attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH". |
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Good
looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you
to read it... |
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b
ba
bak
b
ba
bakb
baka
bakbak
bkik
bkbkbkbkbkik
GOOD THAT WAS CHECKING TRAINING
2MORROW WILL BE DONKEY TRAINING |
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Open
My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him |
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Hay
Baby ! If you were a hamberger at McDonald's, I
would like to say you McVerySexy |
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Hey
hav you heared the news?..Now phone call will be
billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain
is,much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW! |
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Its
too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98%
sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me |
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