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Thought for the future generation: Don't marry &
make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make
several women happy. |
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Jab
tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga use bahut maja aaya
hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz
diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!! |
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa
haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne
upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! |
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WILL U
DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY
ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND
MY TEDDYBEAR. |
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YAR
TUMEN EK MAZE KE BT BTAO.THORA KAREEB AO THORO
AUR.BS THORO OR,PLZ MRE KHATER THORA SA OR,BT YE HAI
K KBHE APNE KAN B SAF KR LEA KROOOOOOOOOO |
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itna
khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho itna katil kaise
sharma lete ho kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho kisi
ne sikhaya hai ya bacchpan se kamine ho |
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Heura
ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
Sheerfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. |
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main
tum say bohet love kerta ho q k tum bohet lovely ho
main mer jao ga agar tum nay ab b meri money na di
tu |
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME
laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME
holding on, U &
ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME
CHECKING U |
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Good
looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches
the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to
read it. |
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Can u pronounce good
english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop
barking |
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Dark were those
days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave
me strength
2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT ! |
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A - U'r Attractive B
- U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He
He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
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I need you... I love
you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my
lovely... SHOES ! |
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Whats the difference
between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear,
A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear. |
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those who cant av me
HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me |
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A SCIENTEST CANNOT B
A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT
B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY
CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT |
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Hr Khushi Ko Teri
Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga |
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KOI GUM NAHI
MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS
HAI HOTI |
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in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u |
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2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !! |
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R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now |
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Press down
again
again.. please
once
more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job |
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I Love "u" , I Love
"u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet
too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! |
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Only the open heart
receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! |
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Tumme aur Pepsi ki
Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne
waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN |
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