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me us ki lena chahta tha
aur wo mera lena chahti thi
kyo ke us ki new thi
aur mera bhi naya
tha
mere ----- ke bagher us ki kisi kaam ki na thi
aur us ki ---- ke bagher mera kisi kaam na tha
bolo kiya kiya kiya kiy?
SIM AUR MOBILE YAAR |
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Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Aare baba , I am asking that u Miss me na? |
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If
ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have
lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from. |
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U know
last week,I visited my friend in China & they
thought I'm joking when I say in South Africa there
are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me ur
photographs so that I can show them when I visit
again? |
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Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai...... |
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God
knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows
d value of NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d
value of FREINDS,so he created MEEEEE.... |
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This is the telephone
terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus
will be activated. This virus should have infected
your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled,
unless you are ugly |
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want
to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all
over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's
how u...eat an ice cream |
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CNN
News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track
down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of
the dogs is reading this |
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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n
again, But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n
again.... |
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We WIN
and LOSE things everyday.
Buttrust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head! |
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Think
well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging
me Well |
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PRACTICE AT
UR
HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.. |
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Jab
hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.. |
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Is
kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar
jal jate hai. yun to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK. |
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As by xperience my
advice 4u friends-
have only one girl
friend otherwise ur life
will b very sad like me
1side Aiswarya puling
me 4 cinema other
side sania pulling
me
4
tennis and Priety
keeps sending luv
messages 2 me! silly gals!
wat can i do? oh no...!
i'm getting a call from
katrina kaif....! |
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Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay
ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!! |
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ARZ
kia hia k main ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit
:( mujy phir Toilet jana para .... |
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Q:Which
Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom
and touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy |
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(
MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub
ko betha ker mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena
k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha |
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Legs
utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga |
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar
mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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Do u
know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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Dream
makes everything possible, Hope makes everything
work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes
all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
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Teri
awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd
player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras
jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt
hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to
apne aap hi mil jate hain |
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Red
Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi |
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