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Stars+moon
=romantic nights
Birds+sky
=lovely day
Forest+animals
=beautiful world
you+your
smile
Yeahhhh..
The MUMMY Returns... |
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Papa !
papa! Mujh ko Bandar dekhna hai.
Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi
Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!
Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.
Magar kioo papa?
Kyu k Bandar abhi yeh email parh raha hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Do you
know that you would look great with two pounds less
... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two
pounds ! |
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You've
got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got
Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D
Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
number! Sorry! |
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((((((
))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((,__ ,))))))
don't be afriad......
Sometimes mob work as mirror |
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Wxy wxy wxy
Wxy wxy wxy
Wxx wxy wxy
Nahi samajh aya?
Jara ulta kar k dekho
jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh
ayega. |
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor. |
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ek
khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne
wali har zarurat ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna
phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM, |
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SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!! |
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A scientist cannot be a president but
"KAJAM" did it.A
conductor cannot be a
super star but "RAJINI" did it.A
monkey cannot operate mobile but you did it |
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If u want SUCCESS
in
life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh
as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure
as Death,and....be Smart as ME |
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Life
is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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How 2
grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...! |
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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.: |
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Fizaon
me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m
tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna
tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta |
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...A
mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's:
¤200Edison's: ¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000
coz its Fresh & Never used. |
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile.
Smart as sardar. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo
Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd |
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Whn cloud breaks,
rain
falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv
breaks tears falls!But whn ur head
breaksaaila!BHUSSA |
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee
bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky
bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. |
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Q: to
make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she
rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in
she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a
needle |
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Good
person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good
taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good
looking nah get lost thats me |
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GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayka |
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Mujhe
se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho |
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Bill payment
par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO |
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Your
smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the
people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!.... |
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Shaytan Association invite all member's for the
Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month
of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is
required. |
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