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If u
want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular
as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be
Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as
ME. |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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2days
weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if
u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy
if u sing! |
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words
r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2
find me |
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we've
known....each other for....quite a while now, do u
think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my
partner 2... rob a bank? |
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Yeh
teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra
khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila... |
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Last
night some Monkeys came running to my room.They
wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No
we cant disturb our Boss... |
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Why
did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he
wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!!
Hey!! Hey!! |
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this
message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........ |
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Not
every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did!
Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile! |
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pyar
na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti
kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar
ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega |
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u r
many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur
every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2.
cartoon network 3.animal planet |
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Do u
know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
>
* PRESS UP * |
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you
are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it
dosent fit on you. |
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Do u
know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save
the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly |
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Raat
ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to
ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!! |
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Let me
kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur
tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding
you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :) |
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Ek bar
karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! |
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us ne
kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or
dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan
nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us
ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne
phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d |
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Sirf
ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar
khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka
bhaeenss. |
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Nobody
is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody
wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is
happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody |
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I m
getting married next month.... its small party and
only few people will be invited...... dont bring any
gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me. |
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Its
too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98%
sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. |
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if u
read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m
smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m
smart.. if u delete this u r jealous... |
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Those innocent
eyes,
those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout
me... how r u ? |
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